Week 15. Friday, March 1, 2013
Another long time and well connected member of the Hilton Head felons is on the loose. Chris “The Moniker” Werst resides in the same city as two other known perps including the nefarious leader “Quickdraw” Jurick and has been observed presenting her with gifts. (The fact that the shawl was orange, a symbol of luxury and splendor, is highly suspicious.) We also know she is quite cozy with a member of the international banking branch of the gang, not surprising since she herself is well versed in the global account management world. With this kind of background one would expect her to drive a Porsche or Ferrari but she has cleverly decided to blend in with the locals by driving a station wagon. However, do not be fooled by appearances as our intel suggests she is a world traveller.
“The Moniker” is a founding member of the elite splinter group, the Hilton Head 4, and continues to contribute to their rather shady activities. She has immortalized parrots, puppies, and people from Paris in paint (NB. Actually it was seagulls not parrots but I digress…). She has been seen combing the beaches in Hilton Head in search of victims and, with the Hilton Head 4, has co-hosted at least one large (and successful) gathering of felonious felons. This is a dangerous woman indeed!
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