Friday 30 November 2012

Week 3 - Kim "The Scoop" Rosser

Week 3, Friday, Nov. 23 - Black Friday and word of a sinister crime had come to my attention.  Kim "The Scoop" Rosser was seen at the infamous Gelati Celesti in Richmond, Va. stuffing children with (gasp) homemade pumpkin gingersnap ice cream.  These children were already stuffed with turkey making this even more evil.  She has also been know to depict family members as chickens and been observed ruthlessly cropping the faces of associates before embalming them in paint.  She must be stopped.  The likenesses below need to be distributed widely to warn people of the perils of the ice cream parlor.

Artist: Maria Bennett Hock

Artist: Kathleen Coy

Artist: Wanda Rottenfusser
Artist: Lydia Jechorek

Thursday 29 November 2012

More Laurie "Smooth as Silk" Pyszkowski

Artist: Linda Nickels

Friday 23 November 2012

Week 2 - Laurie "Smooth as Silk" Pyszkowski

Week 2 - the mugshot of Laurie "Smooth as Silk" Pyszkowski.  Received notice that another Hilton Head perpetrator had been spotted in Virginia.  Laurie "Smooth as Silk" Pyszkowski is known to plaster seaside graffiti on fabric and display it at bazaars and in boutiques.  Do not approach, you could end up with a turtle on your scarf.  This is a particularly heinous crime so your help in disseminating this information to aid in the apprehension of this felon is appreciated.

Artist: Lydia Jechorek

Artist: Maria Bennett Hock

Artist: Kathleen Coy

Artist: Wanda Rottenfusser


Artist: Sue Church Grant

Sunday 18 November 2012

Even More Karin (Quickdraw) Jurick mugshots

Artist: Lydia Jechorek
Artist: Linda Nickles

Artist: Sue Church Grant
Artist: Chris Werst

Friday 16 November 2012

More Karin (Quickdraw) Jurick mugshots
Artist: Laurie Pyszkowski


Artist: Kathleen Coy

Wednesday 14 November 2012

Week 1 - Karin (Quickdraw) Jurick

Week 1 - the mugshot of the notorious (and oh so talented) leader, Karin (Quickdraw) Jurick.  Known to hangout in Atlanta, Georgia, she is often seen criss-crossing the country with her furry companions converting non-believers. 


Artist: Maria Bennett Hock



Artist: Wanda Rottenfusser
ALL POINTS BULLETIN - ARTISTS AT LARGE. 





The story you are about to read is true.  Only the facts have been changed to protect the innocent.

A group of mysterious felons has been spotted once again on Hilton Head Island.  They are under the direction of the notorious ringleader – Karin “Quickdraw” Jurick.  Some of the faces are familiar to Hilton Head Islanders but most were unknown until recently.  They meet, create havoc than slip away into the hinterland.  They seem to be able to cross international borders at will.

These are professional con (wo)men often extorting funds from the unsuspecting public in exchange for small boards covered with paint. 

Do not approach.  They are deceptively dangerous.  They have been seen shooting photos at random without warning then blending into the local population.  They are also known to slash canvas with palette knives and wrench paint caps off with pliers.  They are well-organized, enthusiastic and creative.

A select group of artists have been asked for their help in identifying these individuals and making them known to the world.  Photoshop makes photographs notoriously unreliable so their assignment was as follows:

Once a week they will receive a mugshot of one of these perpetrators.  They have one week to paint a likeness of that person in a 4” x 4” format, photograph the painting and email the photo to me.  I will post the photographs here as they arrive.  We need to identify these perps and their work and make them known to the public.  Everyone is asked to help with this task by posting a link to their blogs, websites, etc. and telling their friends.

This is one of the most challenging cases I have ever encountered. Your assistance is greatly appreciated.