Saturday 9 February 2013

Week 11 - Lydia "Spy Chaser" Jechorek


Week 11.  Friday, February 1, 2013

Attention!  We have just received word that one of the more notorious members of the Hilton Head group has infiltrated the FBI.  It is alleged that Lydia “Spy Chaser” Jechorek has spent many years impersonating an agent and is well versed in international espionage.   She is a member of the elite splinter group the Hilton Head Four which, you may remember, has an international banking connection.   She has also been seen in the company of Karin “Quickdraw” Jurick on Hilton Head Island and sometimes hangs out at the Old Torpedo Factory in Alexandria, Va. 

Her everyday cover is that of a full time artist who likes to paint urban and rural landscapes, still lives, people, VW vans, etc. – in other words, everything.  She is known to encourage the kids in the ‘hood to cover sidewalks with graffiti and displays pink flamingos on her front lawn that may have some sort of cult connection.  She enjoys walking in cemeteries and one of her goals for 2013 is living dangerously (an FBI agent was not living dangerously enough?).   In her guise as an agent she was armed and dangerous.  It is unknown if she is still armed but rest assured she is still dangerous.  This woman is not to be trifled with so approach this mug assignment with caution.  Be careful out there!

Artist: Wanda Rottenfusser

Artist: Kathleen Coy

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