Week 2 - the mugshot of Laurie "Smooth as Silk" Pyszkowski. Received notice that another Hilton Head perpetrator had been spotted in Virginia. Laurie "Smooth as Silk" Pyszkowski is known to plaster seaside graffiti on fabric and display it at bazaars and in boutiques. Do not approach, you could end up with a turtle on your scarf. This is a particularly heinous crime so your help in disseminating this information to aid in the apprehension of this felon is appreciated.