Week 15. Friday,
March 1, 2013
Another long time and well connected member of the Hilton
Head felons is on the loose. Chris “The
Moniker” Werst resides in the same city as two other known perps including the
nefarious leader “Quickdraw” Jurick and has been observed presenting her with
gifts. (The fact that the shawl was
orange, a symbol of luxury and splendor, is highly suspicious.) We also know she is quite cozy with a member
of the international banking branch of the gang, not surprising since she
herself is well versed in the global account management world. With this kind of background one would expect
her to drive a Porsche or Ferrari but she has cleverly decided to blend in with
the locals by driving a station wagon.
However, do not be fooled by appearances as our intel suggests she is a
world traveller.
“The Moniker” is a founding member of the elite splinter
group, the Hilton Head 4, and continues to contribute to their rather shady
activities. She has immortalized
parrots, puppies, and people from Paris in paint (NB. Actually it was seagulls
not parrots but I digress…). She has
been seen combing the beaches in Hilton Head in search of victims and, with the
Hilton Head 4, has co-hosted at least one large (and successful) gathering of
felonious felons. This is a dangerous
woman indeed!
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| Artsit: Maria Bennett Hock |
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| Artist: Wanda Rottenfusser |
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| Artist: Kathleen Coy |
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